Vote in our poll and read on to see what our panel of ladies have to say...
Lucy, 30, says: "When you first find out that the trouser snake you were expecting turns out to be a maggot, it's undeniably disappointing. However, you never know, his weeny wand might turn out to be magic. Don't snub the poor lamb for his diminutive stature straight off, he might have some big surprises in store."
Rachel, 34, says: "God yes. If I really like the man then average is acceptable. Small is never OK, ever. I don't care how funny a man is - less than six inches is no laughing matter. I've stopped seeing men who were disappointing in the size department but then length isn't everything. A girl likes girth too."
Jess, 29, says: "I would love to use the old line of 'of course not - it's what he does with it that counts'. This is a bare arsed lie. Seeing a tiny penis in its full glory is as disappointing as finding a really amazingly wrapped package that contains nothing but a pair of socks."
Since ancient times we've been fascinated by phalluses and it's not hard to see why, they certainly stand up and demand our attention.
But we bet there's a few things you don't know about his bits, a few hidden truths to the male organ that you may find quite surprising. Want to know more? Check out our gallery and discover the secrets of the schlong.
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Monday 19 October
Written by Dengus
What about soft size? I'm fairly small when soft but get a massive thick rager when I'm ready to go. Does that sound OK?
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Wednesday 28 October
Written by Gerard
i heared this is quite an exclusive membership as its only for the better looking. & i aplaude you for that well done ! i dont think your the first but you's have certainly made a name for your selves well done, now how do i register as i think/hope i have what it takes,(it is not apparent where to goin?) also there is quite alot of "Does size ReallY MATTER" Well i think it damn shore does and i have been told i am Very Gifted in both realms. . .
i eagally await your reply
staying at your disposal
Gerard x x x
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Thursday 05 November
Written by Mark
How about having a poll about fat chicks, muffin tops and big a**es for what turns men off?
None of the women pictured look that desirable, I thinkthat they should be happy if any bloke wants to have sex with them..Cheers girls!!!
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Monday 09 November
Written by Maria
I take it by your venomous tone Mark that you have been snubbed for having a tiny tool. Poor thing...
Tuesday 10 November
Written by Mark
No Maria. I'm above average. I just find women hypocritical, shallow and superficial. Is that you? I've nailed many a fit woman and married ones too. I wouldn't trust one of you as far as I could shoot my load. Pathetic creatures!
Tuesday 10 November
Written by John
I'm guessing by your poisonous response that you're one of these overweight ugly women that Mark is alluding too Maria. Poor thing..You've no personality either...
Friday 13 November
Written by Steve
I'm guessing that Maria and the three pictured ugly birds all have over-(ab)used cavernous vadges that only the likes of a Grand National or Kentucky Derby winner could touch the sides of. Saying that, I think it's only animals that would touch the three pictured, not sure about Maria, but judging her personality off her comment I'd put her in that bracket.
Sunday 08 November
Written by John
Isnt it strange that if Men were talking about the size of Ladies breasts then that is so wrong and why should they judge a Woman on what size they are, yet some shallow Women judge a Man merely on the size of his penis. Those Women should just stick to one-night-stands and never ever settle down.
Does a Woman ever realize that a Man can totally satisfy her no matter what his penis size is and that is not the only weapon he has in what he an do to satisfy her, if the penis was the only way to satisfy a Woman then Lesbians would not ever exist!!! There are many ways to satisfaction not just by length of a penis!!!
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Tuesday 10 November
Written by Marianna
Not all women love big penises. I had a man with penis sise 7.5 inches, experience was not pleasant, in fact: it was painful. My next lover had a little bigger than 5 inches and I absolutely loved it! We had lots of fun! Cheer up gentlemen, majority of us love you as you are!
Best regards to everybody
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Tuesday 10 November
Written by alan
My partners ex penis was massive I saw the photo's
She also said that it was hurtful..my grandad always said,if you stick a twig in your ear,it always hurts,but if you stick a straw in your ear, it dont half tickle,,power to the tickelers,,
Thursday 12 November
Written by S
I think Aol should stop making stupid polls!
Whoever thought of making this poll really must have allot less interesting things to give an opinion on.
Stop putting people down and full well knowing that a poll as SENSETIVE as this can cause silly bickering and make those of whom are not well endowned feel like a statistic!
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Friday 13 November
Written by paul fretwell
i just dont care cos mine smells big ha ha
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Friday 13 November
Written by m
Strange choice of word. ''Smells''... hhmm... I do not envy you...
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Friday 13 November
Written by C@
Your big SMELLS??? Wash it everyday
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Thursday 19 November
Written by Danny
I've recently become impotent after an operation and although I can have an injection to give me a 2 hour erection, seldom do as my fiancee is more than content with what else I can do for her. In her previous marriage she had only a couple of orgasms in 5 years, she now has 5 in 10 minutes, so Marianna you're so right.
PS I share the view that you can't help but admire a big one, but that is merely a visual treat.
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Thursday 19 November
Written by lennie the loafer
my Wife says that having sex with a man who has a long foreskin, makes her orgasm much faster. Is this the case with most women ?
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Thursday 19 November
Written by Richard
Its such a shame that most women (especially in this day and age) are such judgemental, superfical, pathetic bulls**ters! They never were good at lying and they never will be.
I do appreciate that some women are nice and are therefore in the minority. Those women tend to have jobs and a real purpose in life. Hence the reason why they don't spend their whole time talking about that guy's spot or the size of Mary's partner's penis.
Its funny that AOL never EVER write articles about the size of a woman's small breasts and how they're a MASSIVE turn off to men! Women wouldn't be able to take it, at least us men can! :-)
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