Fed up with your sloth of a boyfriend? Well, how about turning to a furry friend for relationship advice. Bestseller, What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love and Marriage: Lessons for People from Animals and Their Trainers, provides tips for teaching your old dog new tricks. Would you follow the author's advice?
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Monday 08 June
Written by theo
maybe we men should hire dog trainers for all those um cough cough "women" out there who need training aswell when they behave like animals?? what u reckon?
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Monday 08 June
Written by Jon
Theo, if we men tried that we'd be accused of being sexist. Afterall, only men can be sexist right?
Monday 08 June
Written by Frank
Heres a tip. Don't try to be a controling nit picking harpy and you might not end up a spinster.
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Thursday 11 June
Written by jacob
Here we go again, more sexist ramblings from the pathetically monikered "Betty Boudoir" - perpetuating the myth that men are stupid beasts that need controlling while women need to keep themselves looking pretty because they're incomplete without one. All this to distract the general public from the REAL issues out there, the news items on which for some reason AOL won't allow the public to comment on.
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Monday 08 June
Written by Andrew
lolol.. I must admit it does make me smile. People (Men and women) can only be truely controlled if they let themselves. I agree with Jacob. There are bigger and more pressing issues to deal with (both for men and women). Dealing with these issues will enhance the standard for both men and women. Then we can concentrate on the superficial rubbish of putting people into pigeon holes.
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Monday 08 June
Written by Andrew
Lmao. This "Training" for men can be used for women to. Thank you for the laugh. I've not laughed so long and hard. Please read this article, you'll laugh your socks off.. lolol
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by me myself and i
men dont need training, what we need is women that fall in love for us and then leave us as us, Instead what they do is fall for you, then spend the rest of the time changing you..or as this crap article says, training you, when done, your not the man they fell in love with so naff off for someone else.
Its not just men that are animals, i have met some women that would make a pig look like royalty, the a-hole that wrote this article must be some very sad lonely old crow who no one would give the time of day to cos shes such a bloody control freak, good relationships work because you live and let live, if you love each other you put up with each others faults, if you cant, your just a selfish self centerd old cow that dont deserve a good man...step forward betty boudoir. !
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by Derek Patterson
I was just wondering if "us men" had written an article named "animal training for women".There would be an uproar.However I bet you most women think this article is "ok".You can't have it both ways!!.
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by JEN
WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH! WHY ON EARTH ARE WE ALL CREATED INDIVIDUALS IF WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO ACT THE SAME? PATHETIC. OUR INDIVIDUALITY MAKES OUR PERSONALITY, WHICH IS WHAT SHOULD ATTRACT THE OTHERS PARTNER. IF YOUR ATTRACTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHY CHANGE?
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by Attentive Husband
Seriously girls, enforce chastisty on your man. My wife does this to me and it makes me far more attentive, knowing she's in control. Take a look here... http://www.femaleledrelationships.net/flr-sexual-manipulation/chastity-polite-men/
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by Simon Cowell
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by Simon
Whilst I am sure this is just a little bit of fun, it does bring up a few issues. If we change man to woman in this article you would not be able to publish. A tirade of abuse would follow and possibly a law suit.
The real thing that annoys me is when a man does housework, cooking, ironing etc like myself women consider you to be a joke also. Modern life cannot allow any member of a family to be waited on anymore as the pressures on all concerned are too high.
I think the real joke is on the parties that belive this be it. Any woman who puts up with the sterotype male has only herself to blame.
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by Mr Man
Women are like bitches, train them right and you can have your very own sex slave.
Forgetting how offensive this is to men, lets just treat women exactly the same as they want to treat us. But if any cow decided to treat me like an animal i would divorce her fat ass in a split second.
Im beginning to think women were never opressed, and it was for their own good that men were and still are the dominant sex. Women have no understanding of mutual respect and common decency, so i think we should revoke their right to vote and fire every woman from any position of power. That way they will be back in the kitchen, bare foot and pregnant where they belong.
Funny thing is if you ignore women, they scream and throw tantrums like a 3 year old.
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Tuesday 09 June
Written by R Holland
I expect to see a 'Guys, how to train your women' article in the coming days.
Its not that your sexists. You are brainwashed by political correctness into believing that such articles are ok if they demean men and men only.
I am sure the women who put it together thought it a great laugh. Funny how wimmin lose their sense of humour when it is on the other foot.
Save us from the world of feminised advertising and publishing.
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Thursday 11 June
Written by Sara
Dear AOL
Please sack "Betty Boudoir" or whatever her name is & start employing decent REAL journalists, please. She is a discriminatory bigot who needs shaming under the equality laws.
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Monday 06 July
Written by kellyhaveago
I wouldn`t sack her, she`s saying it like it is! But it does make "CHILLING" reading. It`s funny because it`s a half-truth. How sad though that sometimes a relationship can evolve where one party, the man usually, just wants to have an easy life while the other, usually the woman wants to MANipulate the man into doing what she wants! If it has to be like that then let men and women live separate lives I say, and enjoy being yourself and choosing the company of people you like because they`re being themselves too.
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Tuesday 07 July
Written by sara
She's perpetuating this "battle of the sexes" which shouldn't actually exist - after all, we're 2 sides of the same coin, all human beings, shouldn't she be promoting peaceful coexistance, not dominance?
If she is a "she" at all - Betty Boudoir my arse.
Tuesday 07 July
Written by Lisa
Here's a handy hint for "Betty Boudoir" or whoever the excuse for a journalist is that's hiding behind the crap name - READ YOUR FEEDBACK. Proof that people don't want to read this sexist bollocks.
I would also suggest that the AOL moderators read it too - surely they don't want to be on the end of a discrimination lawsuit?
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Wednesday 08 July
Written by johnboy
Get a grip people, the reason this type of article is on here is to promote debate, and yes,heated debate. Look at most of the articles published on here, mostly taken direct from the daily's and there are no comments because they are boring and non controversial. The Betty Boudoir articles are usually the most popular because they attract lots of readers with opposing views. For God's sake grow up and enjoy it while it lasts.
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Wednesday 08 July
Written by kelly
Mr man you with out a doubt need a choker chain hunny. You once had your mothers muff around your face mate, shame she never strangled you.
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